'Ov Ouzoum E Linel Millionader... ?'


	A new multi-media game has just hit the markets, promising to become a best-seller. It has been developed by Mougi Enterprises under license for SaveMelkonian.Org. Technical advisors - Kyria Maroulla and Kyrios Takis and other uneducated louts with no idea of 'azkabahbanoum”. The parody of the globally popular 'Who wants to be a millionaire” is based on certain events, but the characters named in the game are fictitious and have no relation whatsoever to real-life 'characters”. Any similarity is a coincidence. However, Armenian names have been used to make it better understandable to those who have ever attended any Armenian school, of whatever curricular standard, financial state or other mission...
	The Aim of the game is to answer all 15 questions correctly. You have three assists - Sixty/Forty Ask the People Call New York.
For $100	1. Where is the Melkonian School located? a) in Cyprus b) west of Kansas c) south of the Bronx d) on valuable land
For $500	2. What is the 'mission' of the Melkonian school? a) to educate Armenians b) to learn to make lahmajoun c) to offer cushy seats on the board to friends d) to provide 'jobs for the boys' and other relatives
For 1,000	3. What is the A.G.B.U.? a) Association of Grey and Blue Unicorns b) Armenian Geriatric Bureaucrats Union c) Ahakin Gerar Berdj Ulubaba d) Alaskan Girls’ Basketball United
For $5,000	4. What is the mission of the A.G.B.U.? a) To close the Melkonian b) To close the American University of Armenia c) To close the Manoogian Centre in Beirut d) All of the above
For 10,000	5. Who determines the mission of the A.G.B.U.? a) Maroulla the cleaner b) The Armenian Geriatric Bureaucrats Union c) The Association of Real Estate Developers d) George W. Bush
for $50,000	6. Who controls the Melkonian School? a) Maroulla the cleaner b) The Armenian Geriatric Bureaucrats Union c) Andreas the milkman d) George W. Bush
For $100,000	7. Who do the initials B.S. stand for? a) Babig Setrak b) Baba Setrakoglu c) Baby Spice d) Barouyr Sevag
For $250,000	8. Who do the initials L. S.-M. stand for? a) Large Small Medium b) Launder Sixty Million c) Lady Smythe-Millicent d) Liar Sinner ... Millionaire
For $500,000	9. Who is Carol? a) Village idiot b) City idiot c) New York idiot d) Idiot
For $1,000,000	10. If the Melkonian is sold today, what can you do with the money? a) Hide it in Switzerland b) Pay off the losses from the NYSE crash c) Buy a third house in Martha’s Vineyard d) Split it with Carol and Lou Lou
For $5,000,000	11. If part of the Melkonian is sold, what to do in its place? a) Build a huge ice cream cone so that the 'bnagalez's can lick it for life b) Build a statue of B.S. so that pigeons can c**p all over it c) Start a toilet-roll factory d) Dedicate a Memorial Park for the victims of the Rwanda Genocide
For $10,000,000	12. How will this go down in history? a) It won’t b) 'It can’t. I’ve swept it under the carpet” c) 'I beg for forgiveness, Mother Teresa” d) Greatest Swindle of the 21st Century
For $25,000,000	13. Who is to blame for the troubles at Melkonian? a) 11-year-old Krikor in Class A-3 b) Maroulla the cleaner c) Andreas the milkman d) George W. Bush
For $50,000,000	14. Who can save the Melkonian? a) Berdj Superman b) 11-year-old Krikor in Class A-3 c) Maroulla the cleaner d) George W.
For $80,000,000	15. What are the Melkonian Brothers saying, sitting in Heaven? a) A, yeghpayr, kezi chesi vor Parkordzaganin chdas? b) Gardzem tobacco kordzin veretarnank c) Sa serseme ov e vor dzakhelou yelav? d) Alec Manougiane aghchig al ouni?